Shoutout to all my Muslim sisters who don’t do their brows despite constant “brow game” remarks these days. You guys are the real MVPs
No one fell asleep in this fiqh class
- Shaykh: [Thick Egyptian Arabic accent] ...and this hadith was revealed during the Battle of the Bitch.
- Audience: [gasps and murmurs]
- Old uncle in the front row: Shaykh, that's the Battle of the Ditch! Ditch! With a daal!
- Shaykh: Oh... [looks embarrassed]
- Shaykh: [Attempts to recover from his mistake] Ah yes, all the bitches in California!
- Me: (Crap, does he really think that bitch means beach????)
- Akhee in the back: [From my memory so it's probably wrong] Ya Shaykhna! Bitch ya3ni sharmoo6a!
- Shaykh: Wallahi?!?!
- Do not forget Michael Brown
- Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
- Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
- Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
- Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
- Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
- Do not forget Ferguson
if you’re black and you’re not pro-black, you’re anti black and you fucking hate yourself.